Babgovflis is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unfair bird.

Babgovflis created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Babgovflis, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Babgovflis, he will think nothing of it.

Babgovflis' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Babgovflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Babgovflis loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to music.