Gamdotduss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless bee.

Gamdotduss created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamdotduss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gamdotduss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gamdotduss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gamdotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.