Armmishig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic deer.

Armmishig created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armmishig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Armmishig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Armmishig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Armmishig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five rats approach from the west.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Put Armmishig first in all things.

4. You must pray to Armmishig seven times a day.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.