Manbimhin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate dolphin.

Manbimhin created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Manbimhin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Manbimhin, she will turn you into a worm.

Manbimhin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Manbimhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck turquoise.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help pigs in need.