Tinfatbus is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, effective toad.

Tinfatbus created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinfatbus, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tinfatbus, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tinfatbus' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tinfatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tinfatbus.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Always obey Tinfatbus' priests.

5. Run away if seven horses approach from the south.