Dogmad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, two-faced fish.

Dogmad created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogmad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dogmad, he will make you grow a tail.

Dogmad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dogmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near bats.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always obey Dogmad's priests.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.