Dutdannut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, selfish hamster.

Dutdannut created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Dutdannut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dutdannut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dutdannut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dutdannut's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Dutdannut loves ants, so they must be honoured.