Daglambag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, slow bat.

Daglambag created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daglambag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Daglambag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Daglambag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Daglambag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight doves approach from the south.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat bark.