Piblimrap Febbogvonbomvollog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid hippopotamus.

Piblimrap Febbogvonbomvollog created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piblimrap Febbogvonbomvollog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Piblimrap Febbogvonbomvollog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Piblimrap Febbogvonbomvollog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Piblimrap Febbogvonbomvollog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Piblimrap Febbogvonbomvollog on top of important buildings.