Bomquammat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic snake.

Bomquammat created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomquammat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bomquammat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bomquammat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bomquammat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.