Flowbifxuchubweg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered bee.

Flowbifxuchubweg created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flowbifxuchubweg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flowbifxuchubweg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flowbifxuchubweg's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Flowbifxuchubweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look in ponds.