Listsidyim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic jaguar.

Listsidyim created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listsidyim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Listsidyim, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Listsidyim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Listsidyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Put Listsidyim first in all things.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always obey Listsidyim's priests.