Sigcubyarwegcibapp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish salamander.

Sigcubyarwegcibapp created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigcubyarwegcibapp, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sigcubyarwegcibapp, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sigcubyarwegcibapp's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sigcubyarwegcibapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not hurt shrews.