Voggidgep is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful dragon.

Voggidgep created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Voggidgep, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Voggidgep, he will not care.

Voggidgep's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Voggidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away if six sheep approach from the east.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never bounce near sharks.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.