Gig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, smart lizard.

Gig created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.