Sityakyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonourable jackal.

Sityakyat created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sityakyat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sityakyat, she will come to you in dreams.

Sityakyat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sityakyat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red ants for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sityakyat.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.