Xenflistit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, quiet skunk.

Xenflistit created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenflistit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xenflistit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Xenflistit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Xenflistit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away from indigo grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about cell theory.