Konstersis is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Konstersis created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Konstersis, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Konstersis, she will destroy your home planet.

Konstersis' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Konstersis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.