Vintaflig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic centipede.

Vintaflig created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vintaflig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vintaflig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vintaflig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vintaflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.