Gidcissmif is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent jackal.

Gidcissmif created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidcissmif, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidcissmif, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gidcissmif's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gidcissmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.