Sinxinjan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, capable bee.

Sinxinjan created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Sinxinjan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sinxinjan, he will turn you into a mole.

Sinxinjan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sinxinjan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinxinjan.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Put Sinxinjan first in all things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sinxinjan.

5. Never talk about sharks.