Bepdubyok is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered human.

Bepdubyok created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepdubyok, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bepdubyok, he will not invite you to parties.

Bepdubyok's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bepdubyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bepdubyok's name in vain.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not kill tapirs.