Mutsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tiresome shrew.

Mutsig created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mutsig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutsig, it will destroy your home planet.

Mutsig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mutsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Retreat if three frogs approach from the east.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutsig.