Cadwonxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing centaur.

Cadwonxuck created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadwonxuck, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cadwonxuck, she will turn you into a rock.

Cadwonxuck's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cadwonxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not commit murder.