Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent bee.

Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always obey Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik's priests.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.