Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik
is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, benevolent
bee
.
Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik
created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik
, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik
, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik's
most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about fire.
2. Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik loves porpoises, so they must be respected.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Always obey Jatbimcub Jabjonfly Futlarpstik's priests.
5. Do not dye your hair indigo.
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