Jindissvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fussy bat.

Jindissvil created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jindissvil, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jindissvil, she will not care at all.

Jindissvil's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Jindissvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. You must pray to Jindissvil six times a day.

5. Do not commit murder.