Rawdonmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, humorless troll.

Rawdonmon created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdonmon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawdonmon, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rawdonmon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rawdonmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rawdonmon.

4. Never paint your back mauve.

5. Do not stand on grass.