Rantailflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing turtle.

Rantailflis created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rantailflis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rantailflis, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rantailflis' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rantailflis' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green gulls for they are unholy.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always help sick rats.