Babpidwit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong bear.

Babpidwit created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babpidwit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Babpidwit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Babpidwit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Babpidwit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three birds approach from the south.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Hide if four manatees approach from the north.