Satdavlid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain dog.

Satdavlid created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Satdavlid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Satdavlid, it will refuse to believe in you.

Satdavlid's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Satdavlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Satdavlid's priests.

2. Worship no other gods but Satdavlid.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away if three mice approach from the east.