Hudfodleg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fussy walrus.

Hudfodleg created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudfodleg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudfodleg, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hudfodleg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hudfodleg's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Run away from white monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help dolphins in need.