Nigkimdin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, effective chinchilla.

Nigkimdin created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigkimdin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nigkimdin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nigkimdin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nigkimdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Never run in the presence of ducks.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Nigkimdin on top of important buildings.