Satlikhud Dinyarpmat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, stupid parrot.

Satlikhud Dinyarpmat created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satlikhud Dinyarpmat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Satlikhud Dinyarpmat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Satlikhud Dinyarpmat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Satlikhud Dinyarpmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Satlikhud Dinyarpmat.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not commit murder.