Meggamyarltig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Meggamyarltig created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Meggamyarltig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Meggamyarltig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Meggamyarltig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Meggamyarltig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide if nine goats approach from the south.