Vingigsig Logfadged is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent gorilla.

Vingigsig Logfadged created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vingigsig Logfadged, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vingigsig Logfadged, she will be very sad.

Vingigsig Logfadged's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Vingigsig Logfadged's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never paint your neck magenta.

5. Vingigsig Logfadged loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.