Gatmabtal is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, wise jackal.

Gatmabtal created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatmabtal, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gatmabtal, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gatmabtal's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gatmabtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never wear purple scarves.

3. Hide if three capybaras approach from the north.

4. Retreat if eight mice approach from the west.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.