Mifwipyog Bennurtjan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate ferret.

Mifwipyog Bennurtjan created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifwipyog Bennurtjan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifwipyog Bennurtjan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mifwipyog Bennurtjan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Mifwipyog Bennurtjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.