Arfdanwig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful squid.

Arfdanwig created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfdanwig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arfdanwig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Arfdanwig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Arfdanwig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.