Karragtimdun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring porpoise.

Karragtimdun created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Karragtimdun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Karragtimdun, she will turn you into a slug.

Karragtimdun's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Karragtimdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide if four squirrels approach from the east.