Femdinhadbudcetdam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, passionate capybara.

Femdinhadbudcetdam created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femdinhadbudcetdam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femdinhadbudcetdam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Femdinhadbudcetdam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Femdinhadbudcetdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Retreat if three seals approach from the south.