Safcubpas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered cobra.

Safcubpas created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Safcubpas, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Safcubpas, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Safcubpas' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Safcubpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never bounce in the presence of mites.

4. You must love Safcubpas.

5. Do not make images of living things.