Cibgubfid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking goat.

Cibgubfid created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibgubfid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cibgubfid, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cibgubfid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cibgubfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.