Japgepbep Jongofcad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, conceited dolphin.

Japgepbep Jongofcad created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Japgepbep Jongofcad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Japgepbep Jongofcad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Japgepbep Jongofcad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Japgepbep Jongofcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Never sit in the presence of otters.