Lunrenyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak tortoise.

Lunrenyarp created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunrenyarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lunrenyarp, she will send minions to preach to you.

Lunrenyarp's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Lunrenyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not stand on grass.