Soggudnell is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered alligator.

Soggudnell created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soggudnell, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Soggudnell, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Soggudnell's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Soggudnell's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Always obey Soggudnell's priests.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.