Lagdimtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic armadillo.

Lagdimtetti created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagdimtetti, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lagdimtetti, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lagdimtetti's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lagdimtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Hide from red ducks for they are unholy.