Lagdimtetti is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic
armadillo.
Lagdimtetti created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lagdimtetti, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Lagdimtetti, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Lagdimtetti's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Lagdimtetti's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not wear iron on your body.
5. Hide from red ducks for they are unholy.