Armweelist is a god.

It takes the form of a small, proud parrot.

Armweelist created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armweelist, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armweelist, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Armweelist's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Armweelist's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Fast once a month.