Fatmippid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish jackal.

Fatmippid created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatmippid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fatmippid, he will destroy your home planet.

Fatmippid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fatmippid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.