Cedcapdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy centaur.

Cedcapdoss created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cedcapdoss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedcapdoss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cedcapdoss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cedcapdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.