Hapgudnad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient ant.

Hapgudnad created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapgudnad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hapgudnad, it will curse you with boils.

Hapgudnad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hapgudnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.